Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they don't really protect you from the sun.
I wish for sun glasses too.

Granted, but you burn them.
I wish for rain.

Granted, but it's dirty rain.
I wish for a lamborghini.

Granted, it eats you.

I wish for a plane.

Granted, but there are snakes on it XD

I wish for a cookie

Granted, but its poisoned.
I wish for a new hat

Granted, but my new insane level kills it. XD

I wish for a hog.

Granted, my new insane level kills that xD.
I wish for a pony, which can't be killed by a new insane level, haha.

Granted, but my old insane lvl kills it.
I wish for a pony, that cant die.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a black guy.

Granted, but it becomes white.
I wish that I never die.

Granted, but you can never do anything. Lol

I wish for a hammer.

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, you have superpowers of cleaning toilets slower.


I wish I had a bathtub.

Granted, but i pee'd in it.

I wish i had a staff.

Granted, but it explodes...

I wish I had a Galaxy

Granted, but it explodes.

No wish? Ok then. I wish for a rock.

Granted, but my great Machamp does a Rock Smash attack! (Yes, I played Pokemon, sadly.)
I wish for a new Pokedex, ownage xD!

Granted, and btw, Rock Smash is a gay attack in Pokemon, get a better team, I mean, Machamp?Get a gengar. Haha, ownage xD So the pokedex was smashed and only read wurmple xD. I wish for boat

Dude, I had a better team then you will ever have. Like 315 Pokemon in my Pokedex. But I quit playing because it gets bored when your 9 .

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Granted, it explodes.
I wish for a bomb, so I can play boombot in real life!

Granted, but it explodes to your face and you die.
I wish I could fly.

Not granted dude. I don't want to grant that!
I wish for some fish.

Granted, you get a poisonous one.

I wish for a bag.

Haha, I can't grant it, I got poisened, sorry!
I wish that I'm not poisened anymore.