Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but there's so many spam that Apple breaks horribly. XD

I wish for a kangaroo and a koala.

Granted, but they crab in your face, both.

I wish for a monkey.

Granted, but you put too many monkey pictures, so you got that many. Uh oh...




I wish for a toy.

Granted, but it explodes...

I wish for a toy too.

granted but it explodes too

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a

Granted but it doen't explode and everybody kills you for not joining the explosion fad
I wish for a new fad

Granted, but it explodes .

I wish for an exploding thing.

granted but you trip on it and fall off a cliff

i wish for an

Granted, but theres a bug in it. Who eats you. And you will have much pain, before you die .

I wish that sinta came out.

Granted but you only have one thing to build with

Granted, you wishes nothing. You got nothing, you died.

I wish for the complete sinta builder.

granted but it makes your computer really laggy

i wish sinta builder is never made

Granted, but you really want it later; so you decide to kill yourself.

I wish for no emo's on the world anymore

Granted, except billions of them come from Mars 1 day later.

I wish I had a

Granted, but it belongs to santa, and you don't get x-mas presents anymore.

I wish for cool sun glasses

Granted, but they hold the heat of the sun in their lens.

I wish summer was 11 and a half months long.

Granted, but it get's too hot and you burn.

I wish that summer vacation was longer...

Granted, but you had to learn over it.

I wish for a watermelon.

Granted, but it explodes.
I wish for a pineapple.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a pineapple.

Granted, but theres poison in it and you die.

I wish for a watermelon.

Granted, but you just had deja vu from my previous post and you already ate it, but you didn't, so you smash it.

I wish for a Wii.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a Playstation 3.

Granted, but it explodes horribly into pieces of stone.


I wish for ice cream.