Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it's a hot dog.

I wish for a birdy.

Granted, it's a cooked bird.
I wish for a toilet.

Granted, it's broken haha

I wish for a dog

Granted, but it eats you

I wish this thread would die already...

Granted, but people love it

I wish for a jellybean

Granted, but it's too jellybean and you kick it out of your window.

I wish for a new Iamtall chain (A good one!)

Granted, it's ruined.

I wish for a good siggy.

Granted. Have fun.
I wish for a new season of South Park .

Granted, but you got a park in the winter haha.

I wish for a person people thing.

Granted.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but you bumped. I wish for a shark.

Granted, but my ultra cool mega fish eats that n00b shark.

I wish for a ...

Granted buy you get 3 dots
I wish for nothing

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish this site was active again.

Granted

I wish for a bucket of water.

Granted, now your wet.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Great, let's get this game active again .

Granted, but it's been in the sun for 10 minutes

I wish for an iPhone

granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a knife for my wrists.

Kids aren't allowed to play with knives.

I wish I could get past my Uncle's security system so I could install Javascript...

bigbluebox wrote:

granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a knife for my wrists.

Same...

I can get through my uncles sytem.

I wish I could go back to schoo.

Granted. BUt you have to let your uncle know.

granted, but all your friends hateb you

i wish i had a forum

Lol I dont really have any friends there.

Granted. But it sucks Donkey.

I wish she would love me...

Granted but then she accused you of bieng gay

i wish for a better forum

Granted, it's 1% better.

I wish for a strudel.