Corrupt-a-Wish

This is another forum game, this time transferred from MYNK. If you don't know how to play, here:

You corrupt the person's wish before you, and then you wish for something. Example:

User 1: I wish pigs could fly!
User 2: Granted, but they don't have any energy. I wish for a motorcycle!
User 3: Granted, but it only runs on water. I wish for...

So on and so on...

I go first. I wish people could fly!

Granted but the all crash and die

I wish I had a doen toads.

Granted, but doen toads is the name of a person, so you got married. I wish more people would come to this thread.

Granted but s many people come so quick it get's locked from 990 posts
I wish for a bigger forum.

Granted, but no one came. <_<

I wish for my friend's forum to be successful.

Granted, but it got hacked and is run by monkeys now.

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you said to make you rich, so here you go. Poof! Your name is Rich.

I wish my friend had a comet.

Granted, but it comes to him from outer space at a speed of 2000 mph. Uh oh...

I wish for a pony

Granted but it eats all your stuff
I wish for someone too grant this wish.

Lol, granted, but the pony eats you alive. By the way, I was about to wish that.

I wish for a black horse that always follows my rules.

Whoops, Lol. Mmm and I posted at the same time.

Mmm, wish granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for a black horse that follows all my rules, once again.

What about mine?

What? Whatever.

monkeymadman wrote:

Granted but it eats all your stuff
I wish for someone too grant this wish.

Someone answer that.

I did answer that!

:O sorry.
The pony has a cousing who kills you
I wish for a cake.

First of all, it was a horse, so it didn't do anything to me. Lol

Granted, but it flies in the air and calls all of its friends to destroy the world.
I wish for global warming to stop.

Granted, but it stops by the planet exploding

I wish i had an Apple Pie

Granted, but a bomb was hidden in the pie and you exploded.

I wish I had a pet parrot.

Granted but he is fake
I wish for the next following wish too be corrupted: I wish too not have a million dollars.

Granted and corrupted: You have a quarter of a penny!


I wish for a real pet parrot.

Granted, but it only swears at you

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted

Granted, but since I'm a granter and corrupter, I corrupt that.

I wish for a cow!

Wish Granted but you dont have grass or any plant in your home.

I wish more rains!

Granted, but it rains Beer and drunk people beat you senseless from drunkeness.

I wish For a star named after me.