Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it eats you. I wish I had a piece of cheese.

Granted. Be happy with it. Guest eats cheese and get's poisoned.
I wish that Guest doesn't spam that much.

I wish you hadn't used the username trick.

I wish I had a leopard.

Uhh, why don't you grant my wish?

Anyway:

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a friendly leopard.

Granted, it is eco friendly though. XD

I wish for a tree.

Granted, but it's too eco friendly that it fells down.
I wish for a not too eco friendly or eating someone tree.

Granted, it eats you. I wish for a pony.

Granted. Have fun with it .

I wish for a horse murderer.

Lol Chainfull. Granted, have fun with him but he didn't kill my pony. I wish for a horse murderer murderer.

Granted, and he killed my horse murderer. (No !)

I wish that this smilie wasn't there .

Granted, it was you lol.

I wish for a flower.

Granted, but it was pink with blue and orange and brown and green and you didn't liked that colours so you throwed them away.

Wish for something

Oh sorry. I wish a jaguarSinta A boombot builder.

Granted, but it was canceled and you got to build your own Zwinky lol.

I wish for a dandelion.

Granted. Have fun with it.
I wish for the total doom!

Granted, but it was total doom for you.

I wish for a head.

Granted, but it bans you.

I wish that you tamed 3 noobs at a time.

Granted, one of them is you.

I wish for a pig.

Granted, it's a noob and you tame it. But it seems to be untameable, and you kill you self because of that stupid animal!

I wish for a

Spoiler:

Granted, you get nothing haha.

I wish for a runt.

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a .

Granted, you give yourself a wedgie.

I wish for a lollypop.

Granted, it's too sweet and you get sick.
I wish for a elephant

Granted, but it escapes.
I wish for a Sunglasses