Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it explodes horribly into pieces of ice.

I wish for a stone.

Granted, but the stone was so heavy that you let out a stink bomb. I wish for a taxi. Lol

Granted, but the driver is a terrorist which explodes .

I wish for peace on the world.

Granted, but everyone dies to make it happen.

I wish for a llama.

Granted, but it spits in your face.
I wish for a horse.

Granted, but if you ride it once or make it any use to you it dies.

I wish I had a cookie dough blizzard right now...

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a book about explosions, which I'm never gonna read because I hate books.

Granted, but you read the book.

I wish for a strudel.

granted but its burnt

i wish for a shpere

Granted, but you spelled 'sphere'' wrong.

I wish for a rainbow.

granted but it blinds you

*drops cube*

Granted, it drops m=but suddently melts. I wish for a banjo.

granted but it has no strings

i wish for a brick

Granted but you through it so high that when it comes down it hits you so hard that you die.


I wish for a Wii

granted but it doesn't work..

i wish i had a million bucks

granted but it's in monopoly money

i wish for a chair

granted but as ssooon as you sit in it you fall right through it. i wish i had a mango smoothie

Granted but is explodes.

I wish I had a Laptop

granted but it breaks, then explodes

i wish for something that can't explode

Granted, but it implodes.

I wish for

Granted, but you figure out it's a bomb.

I wish for an

Granted, but it lands on you grandma and you feel so sorry for her that you die.


I wish for a

Granted, but I get a bigger one instead.

I wish for a kangaroo.

it beats the crap outta you

i wish for a tooth brush

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish for a cloud.