Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it is something for nothing.

I wish I could make awesome levels.

granted but theyre so hard u cant beat them, so u cant save them

I wish I could have $100,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.

Granted, But A hobo steals it all.

I wish for a katanga bobble head.

Granted, but if you bobble it an atom splits in your house.

i wish i could have cody back

Granted.

I wish I had the world's fasted computer.

Granted, but that lasts for only a millisecond.

I wish for a person.

Granted, but it's hitler
I wish for a block of cheese thatw asn't moldy

Granted

But if you eat it you die.

I wish for a pokemon card!

Granted, but the pokemon is lvl 0 and useless.

I wish i had a fruit roll up.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had an Ipod Touch.

granted but it cant turn on

i iwsh for an iphone

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for a house.

Granted, but there are 27 homeless men living in it as well.

I wish school didnt start so soon.

Granted, but your teacher is gonna kill you now.

I wish for a helicopter.

Granted, but there aren't any rotor blades.

I wish for chips

Granted, you eat them and choke.

I wish for a puzzle game.

Granted, but it explodes and the shilvers comes in your eyes .

I wish for a old man, which can't do anything, and which nothing could happen.

Granted, but then the old man wishes he could kill anybody.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

Granted, but theres too much chocolate in it, so you get sick.

I wish for sun glasses .

Granted, but it just makes you look ridiculous instead of cool .

I wish my neighbor would stop shouting at her children because everyone on the block can hear her.

Lol, granted, but her baby dies and she screams even louder! XD

I wish for to be king.

Granted but then you get ASSASINATED!

I wish my neighbor would just drop dead.

Granted, but she become a zombie and kills your whole family.

I wish for a spam thread.