Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but it burns out in 3 seconds

i wish for more wishes

Granted, but shortly after you make the wish you get hit by a truck.

I wish I had 3 cute Girlfriends.

granted but u dont get them until u die

i wish for a chair

Granted, but I superglued your seat. You could not get off for 2 days.

I wish I had a vacuum cleaner.

granted but it doesnt work

i wish for an

Granted but he is dead(:
I wish for for for for a for.

Granted, but it moves away because of your ugliness.

I wish for a monkey that's alive!

Granted, but it's me
I wish for a faster computer.

Granted, but it went so fast you could not do anything on it.

I wish for my Grandma to come home safely!

granted, but ones she gets inside, she blows up

i wish for an

Granted, but it is a flesh eating alien.

I wish I had a blueberry pancake.

granted, but it tastes REALLY bad

i wish for a unicycle

Granted, but when you try it out, your so mad that you brake it.
I wish for 2 more wishes. I wish for the curse of Tutankhamen so no one can corrupt this wish. I wish nobody can wish for more than up to 2 wishes. That's also a rule in the game, if you didn't know.

Granted but I dont believe in curses and no one will wish for more.

I wish for a radio

Granted, But You must turn deaf before you get it.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

granted but it's burnt

i wish for $$$$$

Granted, but it is Canadian money

I wish for a water bottle

Granted, but it has a unfixable hole in it.

I wish for a apple pie.

Granted, but its rotten apples.

I wish for an Expo marker

Granted, But it is a man eating marker.

I wish for an sub-machine gun.

Granted but it's run out of work
I wish for a ladder

Granted, but a termite nest is on it.

I wish for a alive, nice, dog.

Granted, but it gets bit by a zombie and tries to kill you so you strangle it to death

I wish i had a third eye

Granted, but you turn blind before you get it. I wish for enough world peace.

You didn't wish for anythin so nothing hapenns
I wish for the suicide game.