You're Banned!

Another fun forum game transferred from MYNK, if you do not know how to play, then here are the instructions:

You ban somebody for a reason, like an avatar, or something in their name, rank, or possesion job. {Mod, Admin, V.I.P, etc.}

Here's an example:
User 1: I ban you for eating cheese.
User 2, a person with a car avatar: I ban you for banning a person who likes cheese.
User 3: I ban you for having a car as your avatar.
User 1: I ban you for...

And goes on and on and on and on... Don't worry, if someone says that your banned you could still play the game.

Understand? Good. The next user after me starts. The rules are that you cannot use anything inappropriate or mean. Ready, set, go!

I ban you, nuff said.

I ban you for having a dinosaur as your avatar.

I ban you for only being a regualr member.

I ban you for being a Top Poster and for saying '''regular'' wrong.

I ban you for not having rep points.

I ban you for being 13 years old.

I ban you for being a higher rank than me

I ban you for saying the wrong thing; Berserk Apple is lower than Lordly Apple.

Or did you mean the member, top poster, moderator, etc. thing?

On MYNK

I ban you for not knowing what I was talking about.

I ban you for being a lower rank than me on MYNK.

I ban you for reversing my ban reason on me

I ban you for being a higher rank here than on MYNK.

Oh yeah! 3 smilies at once!

I ban you for imaginary spamming.

I ban you for having no strikes.

I ban you for banning me on something you could ban yourself on, which in turn' you get banned twice!!!

I ban you for you being banned twice, I had a mirror in front of me.

I ban you for classified informaton, and if I evan begain too talk about it would be killed.

I ban you cause monkeys are cool

I ban you for bnning me that has nothing to do with anyting that has somethng too do with everything.

I ban you for giving me a headache

I ban you for having a headache.

I ban you for being odd

I ban you for being a global moderator.

I ban you for somthing