my super quiz, hurray!

1. what is my real name- monkeymadman
2. how many holes are in a polo?- more than one
3. where is waldo?- behind you
4. what is the rank after ice lord?- phoenix
5. if i am 47 and someone's years younger than me 35.89 years younger than me how old am i?- 3.14
6. name a sentace that has 12 letters in it- Hey look its me!
7. i have 4 wings but cannot fly i laugh and never cry, i' never move, what am i? ernie
8. i am long, short, colored and white and i am round and square, what am i? 10art1
9. paul is 20 years old in 1980 and 15 in 1985, how is this possible? hes a magician
10. and the final question, everything COULD lie on this! ok
what's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when your done with it? me

BONUS question(adds 1 to your score and if wrong does not effect score!): spell the alphabet backwards- i dont feel like it!